Unexpected (But Totally Valid) Questions About Lanzarote
Travellers ask all sorts of questions before visiting Lanzarote – some are practical, some are downright hilarious, and others make us wonder how they even made it to the airport. 😆
Here’s a fun take on some of the most unexpected (but totally valid) questions about Lanzarote’s weather, beaches, and quirks.
Will my flip-flops melt in Lanzarote?
Nope! While the volcanic ground can get scorching in peak summer, normal pathways and beaches won’t burn your soles. However, if you’re visiting Timanfaya National Park, don’t wear cheap plastic flip-flops – you’ll want sturdy sandals or trainers, unless you fancy hopping across the hot lava fields like you’re on Total Wipeout.
Can I fry an egg on a rock?
Not quite—but you’d have a better chance in July or August, when ground temperatures skyrocket. However, in Timanfaya National Park, they do actually cook food using volcanic heat, so if you’re desperate for an eggsperiment, head there! 🍳🌋
What is Lanzarote like?
Imagine a place where Mars met the Med, with sunshine nearly every day, volcanic landscapes, golden beaches, and fresh seafood served with a side of chilled sangria. Lanzarote is wild, beautiful, and a bit surreal—in the best way possible. Whether you’re here to unwind or explore, you’ll leave with sand in your suitcase and stories to tell. 🌋🌞🍷
Is the sea warm enough for a Brit who refuses to swim unless it’s bath temperature?
Let’s be honest: probably not. The Atlantic Ocean never reaches “bathtub warm”, but from late spring through summer, the temperature hovers around 19-22°C, which is perfectly refreshing. If you still think that’s too cold, heated hotel pools are your best bet!
Is there Uber in Lanzarote?
Nope, no Uber here. But don’t worry—local taxis are reliable and fairly priced. You’ll find taxi ranks in all the resorts, or you can ask your hotel or restaurant to call one for you. Old-school, yes. But it works!
Are there sharks in Lanzarote?
Yes… but they want nothing to do with you. While Lanzarote is in the Atlantic, sharks stick to deeper waters far offshore. You’re far more likely to spot friendly fish, dolphins, or sea turtles than anything with big teeth. No Jaws moments here!
Will I turn into a lobster if I fall asleep on the beach?
Yes. Absolutely. The UV index is high all year round, meaning sunburn is a real risk even when there’s a light breeze. If you nap on the beach without SPF 50, expect to wake up looking like a well-done prawn. 🍤🔥
Can I bring back volcanic sand as a souvenir?
Technically, no. Removing volcanic rock or sand from Lanzarote is illegal, and there are fines if you’re caught. But don’t worry—local shops sell plenty of cool volcanic souvenirs, so you can take home a piece of Lanzarote (legally).
Does it ever snow in Lanzarote?
Not a chance! The coldest temperature ever recorded on the island was 7°C in winter, and even that was rare. Snow in Lanzarote is about as likely as spotting a penguin sunbathing on Playa Blanca.
Is Lanzarote windier than Blackpool?
Lanzarote can be breezy, especially in winter and early spring, but it’s nothing compared to the Blackpool seafront on a stormy day. You won’t be chasing your ice cream down the promenade, but kite surfers in Costa Teguise love the windier days!
Will the beach in Lanzarote be too sandy?
Yes, our beaches are indeed sandy—perfect for sunbathing and building sandcastles. We recommend shaking off any excess sand before returning to your hotel room… unless you like finding grains of sand in your suitcase months later.
Are the fish in the sea dangerous?
Nope! The waters around Lanzarote are home to a variety of friendly marine life. If you go snorkelling, you’ll see plenty of colourful fish, but they’re more interested in avoiding you than attacking. If you’re really not a fan of sea creatures, hotel pools are a safe bet. 🐠
Will I need to bring my own swimsuit to the water parks?
Yes. Water parks don’t provide swimsuits. You’ll need to bring your own—otherwise, you might end up shopping for a last-minute bikini at the gift shop… and those aren’t cheap!
Are the local shops open in the afternoon?
Some small local shops close for siesta, usually from 1 PM to 4 PM. If you need essentials, larger supermarkets and tourist shops stay open all day. Consider it a good excuse to take a nap yourself! 😴
Is the sand the same colour as in the brochures?
Lanzarote has different types of beaches—some with golden sand, some with black volcanic sand. So if you were expecting pure white Caribbean-style sand, that’s not what you’ll find here. But honestly? The dramatic volcanic beaches are even cooler. 🌋
Will I encounter mosquitoes?
Lanzarote’s dry climate means mosquitoes are less of a problem than in other holiday destinations. That said, if you’re here during warmer months, it’s still a good idea to bring repellent, just in case.
Do I need to worry about the sea being too salty?
The Atlantic Ocean is naturally salty, but it’s nothing unusual. If you’re not a fan of salty water, hotel pools are a great alternative! 🏊
Are there English-speaking staff at hotels and restaurants?
Yes! Lanzarote is a popular tourist destination, and most hotels, restaurants, and bars have English-speaking staff. That said, learning a few Spanish words will always earn you extra smiles. 😃
Will the sun be too strong for me?
Lanzarote’s sunshine is strong all year round, so if you’re prone to burning, wear sunscreen, sunglasses, and a hat. The breeze can trick you into thinking it’s not that hot—until you wake up looking like a tomato. 🍅
What’s Lanzarote weather like during Christmas?
If you’re escaping the UK’s freezing temperatures, Lanzarote weather at Christmas feels like a dream. Expect mild, sunny days averaging around 21°C, with cooler evenings dipping to 14°C. Playa Blanca remains one of the best spots for winter sun, offering plenty of opportunities for beach strolls and outdoor dining.
Are there any unexpected animals I should be aware of?
Lanzarote has no dangerous wildlife – no snakes, no poisonous spiders, no scary creatures. The most you’ll see are lizards sunbathing on the rocks and the occasional curious seagull eyeing your lunch.
Is Playa Blanca warmer than the rest of Lanzarote?
Playa Blanca is known for its slightly warmer and calmer weather compared to other parts of Lanzarote, thanks to its sheltered location in the south. Playa Blanca generally offers sunnier, warmer conditions, making it a popular choice for beach lovers and families.
Can you drink tap water in Lanzarote?
Technically, yes – you can brush your teeth with it and even make a cuppa. But since it’s desalinated seawater, the taste is… an acquired one. Most locals and tourists stick to bottled water for drinking. It’s cheap, cheerful, and won’t leave your tea tasting like the Atlantic.
How many airports are there in Lanzarote?
Just one – but it does the job beautifully! César Manrique-Lanzarote Airport (ACE) is clean, efficient, and just a short drive from the main resorts. No long transfers, no faffing—straight from baggage claim to beach towel in under an hour. 🏖️
How many volcanoes are there in Lanzarote, and how many are active?
More than enough to make you feel like you’ve landed on Mars. Lanzarote is home to over 100 volcanoes and craters, giving the island its iconic, otherworldly charm. But don’t worry — none of them are currently active. The last major eruption was in the 18th century, so you won’t need to outrun lava on your holiday.
That said, the ground under Timanfaya National Park is still hot enough to cook chicken using volcanic heat (yes, really). So if you’re up for some geologically grilled lunch, head to the park’s famous El Diablo restaurant and witness nature’s oven in action. 🌋🔥🍗
Final Thoughts – Your Ultimate Lanzarote Travel Q&A
Lanzarote is a fantastic destination—but like anywhere, it comes with its quirks! Whether it’s the wind, the volcanic sand, or the lack of bathwater-warm seas, there’s always something unique to experience.
So, pack your sense of adventure, a bottle of SPF 50, and maybe a Spanish phrasebook—and get ready for an unforgettable trip! ☀️🏝️😆